A few years ago I laughed my ass off when I learned that there is indeed an actual game that people still play, called "Cornhole". Hilarious implications aside, this is completely non-tech, non-electronic actual game that you play with the meat sausages located at the end of the meat tentacles that attach to your shoulders.
I know- crazy, right?
Basically you stand far away from the Cornhole board and toss a bean bag at it and try to get the bean bag in the hole. Cornhole. That's literally what it's called. Pretty simple.
This site has a shit-ton of awesome, LICENSED Star Wars Cornhole games - my favorite is pictured above, with the AT-ATs. They're $200 (each board is pretty large) and there are other options, like Darth Vader, Chewie, Han in Carbonite, TWO Boba Fetts, Obi Wan, Luke, Palpatine, Leia, R2 and C3PO, and many more. Like, they really RAN with this license, big time.
- Product Features:
- Officially Licensed Star Wars™ Product
- ACA Regulation Size 24 inches by 48 inches
- Tournament Grade Construction
- Includes Bag Set & Folding Legs
- Fully Assembled & Made in the USA
My nephews are around 10 years old and they have iPods, email addresses and they knew what a wi-fi password was when they were 5, so they are pretty much fully indoctrinated into the tech age. But I bet we'd all still have a blast playing Star Wars Cornhole in the backyard.
I'm so sick of electronic devices. Buy American! Cornhole!